Sunday, April 25, 2004

ScrappleFace: Kerry Gets Permission to Drive 'Family' SUV

ScrappleFace: Kerry Gets Permission to Drive 'Family' SUV: "Kerry Gets Permission to Drive 'Family' SUV
(2004-04-22) -- Just hours after telling reporters that he doesn't own an SUV but his family does, Sen. John Forbes Kerry announced today that he had gained permission from his wife, Teresa Heinz Kerry, to drive the family's Chevy Suburban on brief trips to the grocery store or dry cleaner.
'I didn't ask to take it on the campaign trail because it gets lousy gas mileage which is bad for the environment,' said Mr. Kerry. 'But I was excited when Teresa told me that I could run out to the Piggly-Wiggly in the big rig.'"

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It will be interesting to see if his wife's tax returns do have to be released . ..

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