Saturday, March 26, 2005
hipteacher: detention - the Altoids dilemma
hipteacher: detention: "detention
Hipteacher suddenly stops her mini-lecture about the beauties of the sestina when she looks back and sees Jimmy's desk. A white, powdery substance formed into mini-pyramids covers the top of the desk. Seeing that she is in an honors class and this substance is not, in fact, blow, she calms down and tells Jimmy that she'd be seeing him for detention that afternoon.
'Jimmy. What was that all over your desk?'
'Uh. It was, um, Altoids.'
'Altoids? I'm sorry, you crushed up Altoids to look like cocaine?
(snickers) 'Yeah.'"
Hipteacher suddenly stops her mini-lecture about the beauties of the sestina when she looks back and sees Jimmy's desk. A white, powdery substance formed into mini-pyramids covers the top of the desk. Seeing that she is in an honors class and this substance is not, in fact, blow, she calms down and tells Jimmy that she'd be seeing him for detention that afternoon.
'Jimmy. What was that all over your desk?'
'Uh. It was, um, Altoids.'
'Altoids? I'm sorry, you crushed up Altoids to look like cocaine?
(snickers) 'Yeah.'"
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