Wednesday, May 02, 2007

New Dog Breeds

This came via Kevin Jarrett:

These new combination dog breeds are now recognized by the AKC:

* Collie + Lhasa Apso: Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport
* Spitz + Chow Chow: Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot
* Pointer + Setter: Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet
* Malamute + Pointer: Moot Point, owned by….oh, well, it doesn’t matter anyway
* Great Pyrenees + Dachshund: Pyradachs, a puzzling breed
* Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso: Peekasso, an abstract dog
* Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel:Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle
* Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever: Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists
* Newfoundland + Basset Hound: Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors
* Terrier + Bulldog: Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes
* Bloodhound + Labrador: Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly
* Collie + Malamute: Commute, a dog that travels to work
* Deerhound + Terrier: Derriere, a dog that’s true to the end
* Bull Terrier + Shitzu: Bull….. Oh, never mind!

For now, I'll just stick with rescuing small poodles from the pound or from animal control rescue groups.

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